⁠The ​SuperMega Song! - Video

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“The reason it’s sexy because uh Christian make you wait to spurt. But, if you don’t wait to spurt it hot. Make mm uh I don’t wanna spurt but it make me wanna spurt and that make it goo- fun. Hnnnng”
“That’s what’s going through like, a priests mind that works with all these nuns in bikinis all the time.”
“That’s during his Sunday morning sermon. He says that, verbatim.”
“His mic’s accidentally turned on he’s turned away from the congregation.
Kind of like, just like, he’s supposed to be in silent prayer but he’s kinda murmuring to himself.”
“He doesn’t realize he’s murmuring to himself, he thinks that’s his thoughts inside his head. Uh, which, yknow, I often mistake too. I’ll realize I’m speaking out loud when I think I’m just thinking.”
“It puts the holy water on its skin”
“Holy water is just water that a priest has”
“Blessed”
“Said, it’s holy now.”
“Blessed.”
“Blessed, which is him saying it’s holy now.”
“It could be a number of things. He could probably do a little like, hand twirl like doodloo! And like that’s blessing it.”
“I mean a priest could do that, and and if, in his art”
“He makes the sound effect too like doodlooloodlooo!”
“Yeah if he does that, he could still technically like, that doesn’t negate th- of him converting water to holy water.”
“No.”
“Yknow?”
“Could a priest make like holy milk? Or holy kool-aid or something? I’m sure technically.”
“Anything could be blessed.”
“Well, let’s let’s take it a step further like could, a sex toy be blessed? I don’t think so.
Well, the act could happen but
Would god
Enchant this item with his power? I don’t think so.”
“Like, if, if a- if a priest, uh, took like a twelve inch black dildo”
“Mhm”
“And, before the congregation, y’know, he had it, he’s holding it up and he’s like I’m blessing this. Uh, and everyone witnesses
Him bless it. Would it—“
“He bounces up and down on that thing”
*huge laughter*
“He puts it on top of the stage-“
“Get that fuckin bubble ass out”
“Unh, unh! Unh!”
“Yeah he’s— he’s doing one of these.”
“Yep, one of those. And it’s going all the way in and all the way back out. But because he’s blessed it, it it’s a, it’s a holy moment, and uh. If you catch my drift—“
“Yeah haha”
“It’s a hole-ey moment”
“Yeah, yeah yeah yeah”
“Um, and the congregation will love it, they will
Be bowing their heads afterwards. Thanking the lord for
Uh
Y’know, making an unpure act pure.”
“Exactly. And I’m sure, a majority of
Our audience
Is like classic super mega, back at it again
Talkin about
Dildos
In a… in a church!”
“Come on!”
“With a bunch of bikini wearing nuns? This is the super mega I signed up for, buddy!”
“Yeah, aha, these guys just. Y’know, don’t get old.”

Bikinis and nuns and churches, oh my!
The dildo topic went flying by.
Matt and Ryan knew, what they had to do. They had to talk about nuns in bikinis one more time, even if it wasn’t new.