【MMD】サラマンダー / Salamander【shorts】| #Vtuber #anime #mmd - Video

Where my darlings find me: https://twitter.com/HimmUWU
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Music:
DECO*27 - Salamander feat. Hatsune Miku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H2PCK7DJsQ&ab_channel=DECO%2a27

Motion:
ソーマ
https://bowlroll.net/file/278412

Stage:
【MMDステージ】Abandoned Warehouse
VpHirosan〜初音ミク
https://bowlroll.net/file/289790

Effects:
Raycast MME, Kirakira orange sparkles
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I want an anime set in Istanbul about a young falafel merchant suffering through the Lira's current hyperinflation.

Until one day, Erdogan calls forth the merchant to visit Ankara, the capital, as only the MC has the power to defeat 80% inflation through the blood pact his mysterious father made in his infancy. He refers to this arcane power as the "Garbanzo-Breaker."

We watch as Hasim, the MC, ascends to adulthood through his journey to Ankara. Challenging villains such as Harlicanassus, the Untombed and the Revenants of the Seljuk Empire.

Early on in his adventure Hasim meets Isra, a tsundere love interest who is required to accompany him due to the same pact that gave Hasim his powers. Does Isra know something about Hasim's father that she can't reveal? Isra is adept in the ways of Garbanzo-Breaker and trains Hasim to use Infinity Humus, a life-threatening move she has never dared to master.

Towards the end of the series, we discover that Isra is actually the direct descendant of Suleiman the Magnificent, greatest Sultan of the Ottoman empire, and is the should-be heir to the throne that Erdogan currently sits on. Due to Sharia Law however, she needs a husband to help her claim the title... but there's only one possible suitor. Hasim.

At this point, they are both in love with each other, and their Eurasian Pygmy Shrew mascot side-character has really promoted the OTP ship.

Erdogan is revealed to be behind the 80% Hyper-inflation and has mastered the art Baklava-Prime, the antithesis to all that is Garbanzo Breaker. Hasim and Erdogan do battle, and just when Hasim appears defeated, the ghost of his father joins him to unlock the ultimate move, Infinity Hummus.

Isra sobs in both awe and sorrow, knowing that this move claims the life of it's user. However, Hasim's father's ghost lets the move consume his soul instead, with a final farewell to Hasim over the defeated body of Erdogan.

Hasim and Isra reclaim "Turkey!" as their rightful kingdom and bring peace and tamed inflation to the newly renamed Neo-Ottomania. The end.
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better to vomit in the bath, then to bathe into the vomit.
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"I only need 2 buttons" its accually 3 buttons, CTRL, C and V
Also it has NOTHING to do with pasta. ALSO the definition of ARCHIVE is "a collection of historical documents or records providing information about a place, institution, or group of people. " but since this reddit. is clearly STILL active i DEMAND you fix this. else consequences will acurr.
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i hate kitkats so much, don’t get me wrong they are one of my favorite candys but they are just so dumb. they always come in stupid wrappers that never rip right and then once after you finally are able to get to it your hands end up being too sweaty to start ripping another open, and sure, you can use your teeth, but what does that get you? spitty and wet kitkats. you know what tops all this off even more? kitkat bags, they got so many little delicious chocolate wafers in there that you can’t wait to get into, oh but something stands in your way, WRAPPERS! EVERY SINGLE ONE IS INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED! now this may not seem that bad but it is, an extra 30 seconds to getting to a kitkat leads to watery sweat chocolate and then they even advertise on the bag that they all have individual wrapping like anybody in the world actually wants that, we see the same things in candys like reece’s and those things are equally as bad, like, 2 wrappers?!? for one thing! so anyways.
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Sometimes at around 1-3 AM I get up, put on some heavy music on my earphones like Swans' Filth (pretty much their whole discography but especially Filth), Godflesh, Aphex Twin, Orthodox chants, whispering, screaming, or CSH. Then I usually strip off all of my clothes, start moving in repetitive and extreme ways that resembles dancing, crawl around on all fours, remove clothing from drawers with my mouth. I scream without screaming, try to fit inside cabinets or various other small spaces. I look at the wall (or mirror) until my vision gets blurry and, if I'm looking at a mirror, my face starts to distort. After that I sleep. I didn't worry if I might be heard, because the walls are quite thick and insulate sound well, but one day my dad asked me what the hell I was doing in the middle of the night, since he heard thumping coming from my room (his room is below mine). Since then I have mostly stopped doing it

I don't know if mentioning stripping off all of my clothes makes the post NSFW so I just put the flair just in case
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