Bidet the Piplup - Video

[Verse 1]
On the road, feelin’ bold, after too much curry rice,
Trainer life is full of battles, but my guts paid the price.
Ran to the stall, gotta make a call, nature’s wrath upon my cheeks,
But I got a secret weapon, yeah, my partner’s skills unique.

[Pre-Chorus]
Click clack — Pokéball flash,
Out comes Bidet, my splashin’ splash.
Tiny flippers, water blast,
Keeping me clean, first-class!

[Chorus]
Bidet! Bidet!
My Piplup saves the day!
From Pewter to Sinnoh,
Fresh as morning snow.
Bidet! Bidet!
With every cleansing spray,
This Pokémon's devotion,
A true hygiene explosion!

[Verse 2]
Trainers laugh, but they don’t know,
Luxury they’ll never show.
No dry paper’s gonna match,
Bidet’s Hydro Pump dispatch.
Rival says I’m gross and weird,
But my rear’s pristine and clear.
From tail to toe, I’m squeaky clean,
With my water-type hygiene queen.

[Pre-Chorus]
Click clack — Pokéball flash,
Out comes Bidet, my splashin’ splash.
Bubble Beam and Aqua Jet,
My booty’s never felt this wet.

[Chorus]
Bidet! Bidet!
My Piplup saves the day!
No wipe could ever slay,
That signature Bidet Spray.
Bidet! Bidet!
With every cleansing spray,
This bathroom evolution,
A perfect fusion!

[Bridge]
Gym badges? Nah, I’m chasing bliss,
Clean as a Slowpoke’s kiss.
Elite Four hygiene master rank,
Thank my Piplup at the bank.
Other trainers fear my fight,
But my hygiene’s shining bright.
Piplup's love — my waterfall,
The cleanest trainer of them all.

[Outro]
Bidet! Bidet!
The true MVP today.
From Victory Road to stall,
Bidet’s my hero, through it all.
Bidet! Bidet!
No trainer could convey,
The bond between my ass and you,
My Piplup — always true.