How to Boil a Frog - Video

theMiDDLEfork has new music? What year is this??

Yep, we still are making music. This tune is our most recent creation, with more on deck to complete and share.

Lyrics:
"How to Boil a Frog"

Jump right up and hop in
The water’s just fine.
It’s been so long since we’ve
Hopped across that line.

Today we’re going to be making boiled frog in 4 easy steps.
Let’s begin.

VERSE 1
Step 1:
Prepare the ingredients with fear-based obedience
Then we’ll add a dash of Christian dogma–
just enough now you won’t even clock it.

Step 2:
invite them to the pot and make em feel like they won the lottery.
Oops! There goes your body autonomy.
Don’t worry, you barely even used it.

H 2 uh oh!
This water feels like bile.
Frog leg gumbo.
I want to hop out now.

Hot tub sexy time. Nevermind the smell of brine.

Waiter, check please!
You’ve got some church in my state.
Oh monsieur, you can’t leave,
lay back, embrace the heat.

Wait, hear my pleas!
Our rights melt and erode
But monsieur, you’re stuck here.
Sit and stew as you’re toad.

VERSE 2:
Step 3:
Begin to stir the pot and stoke the frogs with tribal dissent, then.
Step 4:
crank it up to a simmer, then boil them down til the very last whimper

The heat is up, the knob has melted off.
The kitchen staff is gone as we boil away.

H 2 uh oh!
This water feels like bile.
Frog leg gumbo.
I want to hop out now.

Hot tub sexy time. Nevermind the smell of brine.

Waiter, check please!
You’ve got some church in my state.
Oh monsieur, you can’t leave,
lay back, embrace the heat.

Wait, hear my pleas!
Our rights melt and erode
But monsieur, you’re stuck here.
Sit and stew as you’re toad.

Jump right up and hop in
The water’s alt-right
We’ve gone so far in
Now It’s too late to fight

The heat is up, the knob has melted off.
The kitchen staff is gone as we boil away.