The Twitch Streamer Who Gets Zero Views Song - Video

Twitch streaming is hard.

LYRICS:
I’m a Twitch streamer who gets zero views
I’m sittin in the dark in the corner of my room
I work at Dairy Queen then come and stream
I spent my life savings buying games on Steam
Elden Ring and Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
When I’m not streaming I’m binging a certain website that I won't put in the description because of YouTube's rules
I thought playing games was supposed to fun
All I do is broadcast my depression
Cause I’m a Twitch streamer who gets zero views
I wish I had a hot tub and a set of whoops
If I had tight clothes and a pair of pits
It’d be a lot easier to make it on Twitch
My mom says "son how you play so damn long?"
She doesn’t know I’m addicted to Adderall
I eat those pills and I never get full
And wash it all down with a pint of G Fuel Yeah
I’m a Twitch streamer who gets zero views
Shampoo and deodorant i do not use
I stare at my screen there’s no chat to read
I don’t use my mic and my webcam’s shatty
I’m sitting in silence, no witty remarks
My chat box is empty, just like my heart
Cause I’m a twitch streamer who gets zero views
I’m winnin in Fortnite but in life I lose
I really need money, just a few bucks
You should donate some even though my content sucks
A person tunes in and I start freakin’ out
I don’t know what to say God please help me now
I side-eye the chat and don’t know what to say
Before I think of anything they go away ohhh
So many streamers who get zero views
It’s been 22 days since I left my room
Holy shite

Music and Lyrics by JakeyRotten