TREND: Would You Wear A "Divorce Ring?" - Video

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Divorce Rings Are a Real Trend Now (We Have Rules)

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There's a new jewelry trend and it's exactly as unhinged as it sounds: get divorced, buy yourself a ring, wear it on your middle finger. Not a redesign. Not repurposed diamonds. A brand new "I'm free" ring, because apparently a normal announcement wasn't dramatic enough. Fashion writers are calling it "Hot Divorcee Summer," which — no. We're retiring that phrase format for good.

Johnny hands down a ruling on this one: if you're going to buy a ring to broadcast your divorce to strangers, you don't get to keep the backstory private. You want the ring, you owe the room the reason. No "wait till the third date." Full disclosure or no ring.

One woman calls hers her "USA ring... my declaration of independence." Another says her ex was a huge part of her formative years, so she's keeping the ring but ALSO getting a new one. Make it make sense.

Who actually started this trend? Comment your theory below.

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00:00 A new jewelry trend nobody asked for: the divorce ring
00:48 Johnny's ruling: you owe an explanation if you're wearing one
02:56 The "USA ring" and other increasingly unhinged justifications



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